Me: "Hurry up we are gonna be late."
8 yr old daughter: "Today is tag day mom. I have no green cleaned."
Me: "Find something that looks green."
8 yr old daughter: "I have nothing."
Me: **Digs through dirty clothes, finds green and looks up at the dyer**
8 yr old daughter: Ten minutes later - **Smiles at herself in the mirror**
Me: **I need a drink **