The Things We Do For Our Kids . . . .

Me: "Hurry up we are gonna be late."




8 yr old daughter: "Today is tag day mom. I have no green cleaned."



Me: "Find something that looks green."



8 yr old daughter: "I have nothing."



Me: **Digs through dirty clothes, finds green and looks up at the dyer**



8 yr old daughter: Ten minutes later - **Smiles at herself in the mirror**



Me: **I need a drink **

You really didn't think I meant alcohol first thing in the morning . . . did you?

**HUGE GRIN**